I’m so used to waking up at 4am to go to work, that I woke up today at 4 and thought:
"I should get up and go to work. But I have today off. I have to drive up, get on a plane tomorrow morning then fly North. But in the meantime… I’m getting paid right now to sleep and travel."
Then I went back to sleep. But that worker urge is slowly kicking in.
I’m gonna visit before I leave and see how much of a wreck it is.
It’s weird thinking back to the moment you met some of your closest friends and reflecting on how you had no idea you just met someone who was about to have an enormous impact on your life
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate