September202014

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10AM

Work. Mini-vacation up North.

I’m so used to waking up at 4am to go to work, that I woke up today at 4 and thought:
"I should get up and go to work. But I have today off. I have to drive up, get on a plane tomorrow morning then fly North. But in the meantime… I’m getting paid right now to sleep and travel."

Then I went back to sleep. But that worker urge is slowly kicking in.

I’m gonna visit before I leave and see how much of a wreck it is.

10AM

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

Dem pop tart tho

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September192014
situpsandfruitcups:

I live for this

situpsandfruitcups:

I live for this

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7PM

chaos-inc:

graceespooks:

OH MY GOD

IM NOT EVEN A DEMOCRAT AND THIS IS GOLD

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7PM

psyducked:

It’s weird thinking back to the moment you met some of your closest friends and reflecting on how you had no idea you just met someone who was about to have an enormous impact on your life

5PM

cherryblossombarrage:

brachiosaurs:

improbablenormality:

caraknightley:

puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw

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TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!

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I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.

#the bruce banner of the sea

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5PM
2PM
emberbane:

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

My dad got mad once cause he tried to make a P shaped pancake for my mom then threw it out… fuck your culinary skills

emberbane:

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

My dad got mad once cause he tried to make a P shaped pancake for my mom then threw it out… fuck your culinary skills

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2PM

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

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Guess who’s got a daaaaate

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