April152014

crueller:

Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like ‘nail me ;)’ but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature

(Source: queenplague, via lolrenaynay)

11AM

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9AM

sorry:

When you say everything happens for a reason, don’t be surprised when I punch you in the head. It happened for a reason.

(via bitchesloveromance)

9AM

Conversation with a different friend.

  • Me: So I stayed up to watch the eclipse last night, probably shouldn't have, but it was worth it.
  • Friend: We set my alarm clock to wake up. I didn't. Was it cool?
  • Me: Yeah, the moon turned really red around the 2:30 mark, but if the apocalypse were to happen, last night was it.
  • Friend: My fiancé is really invested in the "Blood Moon" cause there's four blood moons and the solar eclipse, and he's all like: 'It's in the bible!' and stuff.
  • {searches on google}
  • Me: Oh hey, you're right. Sorta.
  • Friend: Yeah, we were talking the apocalypse and I told him that I don't want the apocalypse yet.
  • Me: You don't?
  • Friend: Well, he asked: 'Don't you want Jesus to come back?' and I said: 'Hell no! I haven't lived my life yet, he needs to chill.'
9AM

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

(via bitchesloveromance)

9AM
rave-inmydreams:

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

good god

rave-inmydreams:

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

good god

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2AM

catboi:

hippyveganchick:

fffcuk:

lzbth:

‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago

it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact

let’s begin the feast (✿)

*hides*

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2AM
rwbyrambler:

literally the entirety of cats in a single picture

rwbyrambler:

literally the entirety of cats in a single picture

(Source: memewhore, via bitchesloveromance)

1AM

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

Sounds like I’m having an evil island after all.

(via zeroyalviking)

12AM

The Lunar Eclipse and Alignment

There’s the “Blood Moon” total lunar eclipse (with a Full Moon) tonight over America and there is a planetary alignment with Mars and the Sun.

If I was a water-bender, I’d be all over this shit.

(I’d be a blood bender though, sorry not sorry)

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