April222014

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

(via chickencannibalism)

4PM
4PM

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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4PM

onsheka:

bilesandthesourwolf:

not-your-fairy-princess:

thegreathufflepuffseb:

THE YEAR IS 1999 AND YOU JUST HAVE TO DANCE WHEN YOU HEAR THIS SONG.
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Two notes in and I instantly reblogged.

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(Source: zoewashburne, via zeroyalviking)

(933,029 plays)

12PM

tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

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8AM

Conversations with a friend at college

  • Friend: So in Intro into Clinical and Counseling, we were supposed to do a "self-change" project.
  • Me: And?
  • Friend: I didn't change.
12AM

[Insert frustrated rant about Canadian apartments being cheaper {Or decently cheaper} than those in America]

April212014

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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8PM

artofstuttering:

vasiley:

mrugly1000:

vasiley:

Apparently, there are cheap ass studio apartments in Vancouver, Canada.

I’ve always wanted to live in Canada.

It’s $550 for a 16th floor apartment, fully furnished, 10 minutes from a university and movie theater, 30 sec from a sky train, 5 supermarkets, 3 pubs, washer/dryer, swimming pool, indoor and outdoor jacuzzi, tennis courts… What the fuck?

WHY AM I NOT THERE?

Dammit.

ALL THAT FOR $550?

whats the catch?

Moving cross country to another country.

And you’ll start apologizing all of a sudden.

I won’t. I’ve wanted to live in another country for a year.

8PM

mrugly1000:

vasiley:

Apparently, there are cheap ass studio apartments in Vancouver, Canada.

I’ve always wanted to live in Canada.

It’s $550 for a 16th floor apartment, fully furnished, 10 minutes from a university and movie theater, 30 sec from a sky train, 5 supermarkets, 3 pubs, washer/dryer, swimming pool, indoor and outdoor jacuzzi, tennis courts… What the fuck?

WHY AM I NOT THERE?

Dammit.

ALL THAT FOR $550?

whats the catch?

Moving cross country to another country.

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