October212014

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

image

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

image

image

THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

(via chickencannibalism)

12PM
dragonsandcatporn:

sagaciouscejai:

mamasam:

Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.
Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked.

but when the party needed him most, he got sober.

and everything changed when the stoner nation attacked

dragonsandcatporn:

sagaciouscejai:

mamasam:

Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.

Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked.

but when the party needed him most, he got sober.

and everything changed when the stoner nation attacked

(Source: dominiricanlove, via chickencannibalism)

12PM
there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

faronisisioni:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

faronisisioni:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

faronisisioni:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

spoopybisexualpancake:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

SEA PANCAKE BACK IN

sea pancake 

Manta ray.
The name you’re looking for is “manta ray”.

sea pancake

MANTA.
RAY.

MANTA PANCAKE
wait

SEA RAY
wait, what?

I mean…technically that’s not wrong…

Technically correct - the best kind of correct.

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

faronisisioni:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

faronisisioni:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

faronisisioni:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

spoopybisexualpancake:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

SEA PANCAKE BACK IN

sea pancake 

Manta ray.

The name you’re looking for is “manta ray”.

sea pancake

MANTA.

RAY.

MANTA PANCAKE

wait

SEA RAY

wait, what?

I mean…technically that’s not wrong…

Technically correct - the best kind of correct.

(via chickencannibalism)

October202014

mofobian:

baemonsterz:

logic-and-art:

battledad:

racheltastik:

'Horns' Official Trailer

whooooaaa

Good, still hyped for this.

Do I wanna see this for the plot or for Daniel Radcliffe doing an American accent?

mofobian

I am interested. I am however, much more intrigued by TUSK -

(Source: danielradcliffedaily)

6PM

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(via shasai)

6PM

Anonymous said: how is that homophobic? i have gay friends and support them all the way, but i don't believe in gay marriage.

scienceofsarcasm:

ickletayto:

lesbianvenom:

your gay friends are all talking shit behind your back 100%

Yeah, you support them all the way.. We’ll most of the way.. We’ll some of the way.. Clearly not as far as marriage.. Cause marriage ain’t for gays.. Or something

You hear so many of these people say, “I have a lot of gay friends but don’t believe in same sex marriage”, but you never hear gay people say “I’ve lots of friends who think it should be illegal for me to marry the person I love”.

So, here’s a PSA for everyone who is against marriage equality, but thinks they have gay friends. You probably don’t. What you have are gay acquaintances who have learned to quietly put up with your bullshit because it’s the path of least resistance and they just don’t have the energy to “My Fair Lady” your ass into being a decent human being.

6PM

(Source: xsugar-venom, via mofobian)

5PM

teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

(via wakingesoteric)

4PM
“Without deep conversation, my mind becomes restless. I need passion and intellect, it’s a shame that a person often lacks one or the other.” (via c0ntemplations)

(via huxyfluxy)

3PM
“I’m an adult, but not like a real adult” anyone between the ages of 18 and 25  (via seabelle)

(Source: prettyboystyles, via zeroyalviking)

← Older entries Page 1 of 551